maria.

19. USA. Multifandom.
Twitter/Instagram: itsmariyaa
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I like: Sherlock// Hannibal // Almost Human // Breaking Bad // The Blacklist // Scandal // House of Cards // HIMYM // Psych // White Collar // The Daily Show // Revenge // Graceland // Burn Notice // Crossing Lines // Orange is the New Black // The Newsroom // Castle

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flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”


(Source: londie)


(Source: roobbstark)


cartel:

walking into the wrong class

image


08.01

(Source: hsoneandonly)


Snowpiercer (South Korea - Czech Republic - USA - France, 2013)


❝You are made
out of comets
and stars.

Do not surround
yourself with those
that treat you like
dirt and dust.❞

Real back to school essentials

highly-functioningfangirl:

• Headphones
• 3 interesting facts about yourself
• a slightly exaggerated story about what you did this summer


ugly:

waaaanderlustttt:

lettingdownhair:

rhiannon42:

OH MY WORD WHAT ARE THEY SELLING!?

Salad dressing. They’re selling salad dressing.

does he come with it

(Source: grootts)


  • spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  • french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  • german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
  • english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
  • gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  • polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
  • japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  • welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  • chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  • arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  • latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  • sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
  • russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
  • Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit
  • Hebrew: You want VOWELS? What are you, five?